December 2011
mom: why are you smiling at the computer
What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!
This is what happened when 1D was drawing self...
Niall: "Can I start again? I need to start again. [Bliss hands him fresh paper] "Oh no I look like Mr Potato Head." [Harry breaks a glass, the other boys burst into laughter]
Harry: "i'm so sorry!" [harry still eyeing smashed glass on floor] "I'll run and get a dustpan"
Liam: "Can i have a pen?" [Bliss offers him a biro as the other boys are using the marker pens] "Nah, I'll wait for one of them." [looking at Niall's pic] "That looks nothing like you! just telling you how it is."
Niall: [turns to Bliss] "Does it look like me?" [Bliss says it does. it doesn't though] "I think it looks more like Zayn." [Harry arrives brandishing a dustpan.]
Liam: [to bliss as we pick up the broken glass] "we'll pick that up in a minute"
Harry: "Don't! you'll cut your fingers!"
Niall: [looking at his pic] "Potatooooooo."
Liam: "Um, Niall" [sat waiting not very patiently for a pen] "Niall... can i have the pen?"
Niall: " No! You're not allowed!"
Liam: "Niall!"
Niall: "LIAM!"
Liam: [looks at Niall's portrait] "Are you drawing a pot of gold? seriously?"
BLISS: "Niallllllllll!"
Harry: "does it have to have a body as well?" [louis draws a massive black line down Harry's arm] "what did you do that for?!"
Louis: "Because you tried to steal my pen and then you stole Niall's!"
Liam: [looking at Louis pic] "That does not look like you1?"
Louis: [Exasperated] "Liam, i'm not an artist"
Liam: " you should be - you're a music artist [looks at Zayn's] "Zayn mate, that don't look like you!" [ Zayn couldn't looked less bothered]
Harry: [Looking at the line on his arm] "I might get this tattooed on."
Liam: "Which way does my hair go? is it this way?"
Harry: " I had to think about that too. Then i just did it anyway."
Liam: "Oh no. Can i have another piece of paper of paper?"
Niall: "Mine is sick. My one is the best one." [looks smug]
Louis: "Oh no, I've given myself a stripey top, I look like a prisoner"
Harry: [To Bliss] "Give mine back, I'll draw a body."
Liam: "Mine does not look like me at all."
Niall: [In Russian accent, looking at Louis' drawing] "You're so good at drawing Louiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis."
[Zayn's just been sat quietly throughout drawing. Alright Zayn]
